I'm too young for my skirts.

This morning my daughter handed me the information about her senior banquet, which is this Friday night. It said that girls had to wear dresses/skirts and boys had to wear collared shirts and ties. She doesn't have ONE dress or skirt, so she'll have to go shopping for one. I pointed out a few skirts that I have that are too tight, so may fit her, but no way, my clothes are all 'old lady' clothes. I did resist my urge to strangle her.